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Hey uhhh, is this really necessary?

@amazon Do I want to know what sort of "Adult Items" I'd get while looking for headphones?

"I know Coerthas has frozen over, Estinien, but you need to take a shower."

Aymeric: Before we move on to the subject of reinforcments, however, I would like to introduce you to a close friend and stalwart ally. Estinien!
Tevruden: *sighing audibly* /this/ asshole, again.

Tevrugos is 100% unashamed about getting pets and enjoying them.

I don’t want or need “full control” over my phone because i don’t want the responsibility that comes with it. I just wanna *do* stuff with my phone.

Here are the things that I don’t want to do with my phone:

1) all the sysadmin shit that takes up 8 hours of my work day
2) worry if some chucklefuck installed malware on my phone

Here’s the things I want to do with my phone:

1) Browse the Internet
2) Listen to music
3) Text chat people
4) Make phone calls (yes this is last, isn’t it ironic (don’t you think))

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