Hey if you're in a software company and you wanted to learn how to NOT run the QA department just look at the US right now https://t.co/i1mDuCSe30
(the nose is important for boyfriend activities)
I regularly come back to the idea of tev as a vampire, but really it doesn’t go that far away (See: that four-eyed paladin) https://t.co/jpKCu9g7fS
The neatest thing about streaming thunderstorms is
This couple posting a sign on the internet to adopt kids frankly makes me concerned they can't even take care of those chickens https://t.co/LflBCyofso
@simon_bitdiddle see, i found out the issue with this:
We have an issue with the AC in our apartment: I've had to call the leasing office MULTIPLE times in the past four years but they never really fix it so i still get the fun of having to do the work of having to do everything MINUS paying for the work and it never /ACTUALLY/ gets fixed so i don't get to stop fucking with it.
Conclusion: rent is a scam.
Credit is a scam.
plus you know this is a three bedroom two bath house on a 10,000 sqft property and not an apartment
EXCEPT: Paying rent with anything but cash incurs a $63.33 "convenience" fee.
Wait no I'm wrong:
Full mortgage payment $2448/mo
Monthly rent for a 12 month lease: $2395/mo
So mortgage payment is $53 more expensive
...aand we're back?
Just some death knight
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