Hey if you're in a software company and you wanted to learn how to NOT run the QA department just look at the US right now t.co/i1mDuCSe30

As I've grown older, while i still appreciate full woof, I've learned to appreciate: less woof. but


It's really interesting watching grown men on twitter complain about people's pronouns because I know EVERY one of them died a bit inside when they got mistaken for their mom on the phone as a kid.

I regularly come back to the idea of tev as a vampire, but really it doesn’t go that far away (See: that four-eyed paladin) t.co/jpKCu9g7fS

This couple posting a sign on the internet to adopt kids frankly makes me concerned they can't even take care of those chickens t.co/LflBCyofso

@simon_bitdiddle see, i found out the issue with this:

We have an issue with the AC in our apartment: I've had to call the leasing office MULTIPLE times in the past four years but they never really fix it so i still get the fun of having to do the work of having to do everything MINUS paying for the work and it never /ACTUALLY/ gets fixed so i don't get to stop fucking with it.

plus you know this is a three bedroom two bath house on a 10,000 sqft property and not an apartment

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EXCEPT: Paying rent with anything but cash incurs a $63.33 "convenience" fee.

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Wait no I'm wrong:

Full mortgage payment $2448/mo
Monthly rent for a 12 month lease: $2395/mo

So mortgage payment is $53 more expensive

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the worst thing about buying a house is the knowledge that the house payment becomes a better deal than the rent payment in 13 months

Once again: fuck you to everyone who didn't vote or voted third party in 2016 because "Hillary was just as bad."

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